3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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