...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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