haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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