glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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