Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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