do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
