He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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