Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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