You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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