You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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