A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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