The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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