No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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