I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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