I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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