I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Damn victory sex feels great
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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