Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
