I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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