Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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