I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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