i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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