the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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