Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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