Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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