So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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