OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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