sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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