I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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