Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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