What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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