Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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