Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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