just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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