Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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