i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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