I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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