Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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