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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I think i sorta joined a cult last night

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• (831): View more from California

  yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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• (212): View more from New York

  i want you now

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  you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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• (310): View more from California

  my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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• (206): View more from Washington

  well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!

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  correction: escorted out

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means

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  ITS ORAL SEX CAROL

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• (631): View more from New York

  if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON

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• (347): View more from New York

  Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds

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