idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..