went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.