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  found out what b.m.t stands for.

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  what did you think?

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  bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?

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• (607): View more from New York

  I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?

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  Eco-friendly.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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  Sorry.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just feel like everything is too perfect

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  He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator

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  Or both. Which is common

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• (518): View more from New York

  That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz

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  Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.

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  Yeah, that's a plus.

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• (315): View more from New York

  we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila

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