I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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