She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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