I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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