question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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