Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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