hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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