This gyro tastes like lonliness
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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