How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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