I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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