just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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