Will you blow on my dice?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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