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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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