Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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