Dual....:-)
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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