I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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