Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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