Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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