i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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