Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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